Chelsea Weasley.
Slytherin.

Chelsea. London, England. 20 yars olde.

Do art at college, quite nice I spose.

http://legsaremykyptonite.deviantart.com/

A police report was written about me:

Suspect victimises brunette men, ranging from early twenties to late thirties. Most of her targets have what the guys down in homocide refer to as "celebrity status". Suspect will stop at nothing until she rapes and kills the object of her affixiation
it is also rumoured that she suffers from a rare disease known as "bonnie and clyde syndrome". this leads the subject to have a sexual attraction to men who are violent and even homocidal. These men are not always willing to be tamed by a woman, and often the subject will delude herself into believing they love her back when in reality they wouldnt think twice before throwing her into a firey furnace.

Titles I would happily take:

Mrs.Seth Rogen
Mrs.Seth MacFarlene
Mrs.James Franco
Mrs. Tim Minchin
Mrs.Lucius Malfoy
Mrs.Johnny Depp
Mrs.Russell Brand
Mrs.Chandler Bing
Mrs.Jack Black
Mrs.Stephen Fry - Yes I know
Mrs.Patrick Stump
Mrs.Shane Dawson
Mrs.Alex Day
Mrs.Sandra Bullock
Mrs.Anne Hathaway
;)

‎'It's just so hard when you're so cute, and I'm so horny, and there's only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.'

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